There is no need for this blog to continue into 2011.
Applaud friends, the joke is over.
Friday, December 31, 2010
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Jousting
I'm not even going to mention that it is Rachel's birthday. I am too excited for Anish's birthday tomorrow. Actually I am excited for Festivus. I am going to gather 'round the pole, air grievances, and compete in the feats of strength as my fore-bearers have done for dozens of years. Yay.
Between 780–1180, the Byzantine Empire and the Abbasid & Fatimid caliphates in the regions of Iraq,Palestine, Syria, Anatolia and Southern Italy fought a series of wars for supremacy in the Eastern Mediterranean. After a period of indecisive and slow border warfare, a string of almost unbroken Byzantine victories in the late 10th and early 11th centuries allowed three Byzantine Emperors, namely Nikephoros II Phocas, John I Tzimiskes and finally Basil II to recapture territory lost to theMuslim conquests in the 7th century Byzantine-Arab Wars under the failing Heraclian Dynasty.[5]
Consequently large parts of Syria,[5] including its capital city of Damascus, were taken by the Byzantines, even if only for a few years, with a new theme of Syria integrated into the expanding empire. In addition to the natural gains of land, and wealth and manpower received from these victories, the Byzantines also inflicted a psychological defeat on their opponents by recapturing territory deemed holy and important to Christendom, in particular the city of Antioch—allowing Byzantium to hold two of Christendoms' five Patriarchs. [6]
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Froot Loops
A few pieces of business to attend to (note the discursive structure)...
1. Be sure to check out MyLifeIsWawen if you want to laugh at Wawen things and contribute to this burgeoning phenomenon.
2. Comment (I'm sure everyone can figure out how.... Rachel) to suggest a new poll. What would like to know about the readers of this blog?
3. I am still accepting poems for the poetry contest, if any of you wordsmiths want to send one in.
4. Buy a shirt!!! They are awesome. Soon there will be another post that refers to shirtbuyers only, and you want to be in it. Some people who already have them are wearing their shirts tomorrow, so feel free to get in on that.
5. I like origami.
More Poems- Yay!
Here is a good one from Charles :
DWIGHT.
Dwight D. Eisenhower. Let this be a lesson to y'alls.
And another submission:
Me Gustan Las Legumbres
There are many things I want to do.
Among those many things is you.
For you are are an attractive female.
There are many things that I do know.
Among those many things is Joe.
Blute.
He's a pretty cool guy, I guess. He has huge forearms.
Like, really huge. But not in a bad way.
you reckon he's gay?
he's in that "fairy actors association" or whatever it's called, right?
DWIGHT.
Dwight D. Eisenhower. Let this be a lesson to y'alls.
Never use Icy-Hot on your balls.
And another submission:
Tangible Tangerines
I cannot feel my face
As the acid has rightly justified
Pain surrounds the surroundings that are surrounded by....squirrels
Oh yes, the squirrels of the century
We shall kneel before our new overlords
Before...before it is too late.
- X
Monday, December 20, 2010
The Shirt Post
So now all of my wonderful friends who purchased a shirt today will be mentioned in this post, in a wonderful little story I've devised. Everyone will be mentioned and no one who didn't buy one will be referenced, which means I can't talk about myself (I will anyway though) and Patty gets mentioned twice (this counts as one).
I was frying some bacon when suddenly Pat McManus ordered his army of ginger bread men to assault me, lead by the ferocious general Gogarts. To defend myself, I called up Bek, but she was studying statistics with Nick Nap. I had no choice but to flee to the Cardiello Cave. However, I was quickly evicted by the evil-doer Steve, who convinced me to try eating the army. As much I accomplished successfully.
Having successfully avoided one threat I hit up my girl Fran, only to learn she was being tormented by Becky's violin music/ webdip tactics. I thought best not to intervene. Instead Jane and I got some pizza and discussed how Jimmy Fallon is following me on twitter (he really is!). While we were out we saw James and Amanda playing chess, or plotting to take over the world. One of the two. So I said goodbye to Jane and met up with Simone who took me to BK and I ate a lot of chicken fries even though I already had pizza. It was a good day. Patty texted me "hello" and I didn't respond because I am too cool. Simone had some sort of pie/grammar emergency and had to leave early, so I caught ride back to mi casa on Catherine Dempsey's scooter. That was fun. When I walked into my observatory I noticed Nick and it looked like he just asked Sarah to the prom, and she had that look on her face like when Crespo mentions Nick's beard, so it was awkward and I left.
During the postprandial stroll I ran into Mr. D'Amico who was congratulating Pat for getting into the University of Chicago, Boston College, and Notre Dame. That was crazy stuff, like my new wildberry toothpaste.
Shirts will be sold all week (or for as long as supplies last) so don't miss your chance to be in the blog!
I was frying some bacon when suddenly Pat McManus ordered his army of ginger bread men to assault me, lead by the ferocious general Gogarts. To defend myself, I called up Bek, but she was studying statistics with Nick Nap. I had no choice but to flee to the Cardiello Cave. However, I was quickly evicted by the evil-doer Steve, who convinced me to try eating the army. As much I accomplished successfully.
Having successfully avoided one threat I hit up my girl Fran, only to learn she was being tormented by Becky's violin music/ webdip tactics. I thought best not to intervene. Instead Jane and I got some pizza and discussed how Jimmy Fallon is following me on twitter (he really is!). While we were out we saw James and Amanda playing chess, or plotting to take over the world. One of the two. So I said goodbye to Jane and met up with Simone who took me to BK and I ate a lot of chicken fries even though I already had pizza. It was a good day. Patty texted me "hello" and I didn't respond because I am too cool. Simone had some sort of pie/grammar emergency and had to leave early, so I caught ride back to mi casa on Catherine Dempsey's scooter. That was fun. When I walked into my observatory I noticed Nick and it looked like he just asked Sarah to the prom, and she had that look on her face like when Crespo mentions Nick's beard, so it was awkward and I left.
During the postprandial stroll I ran into Mr. D'Amico who was congratulating Pat for getting into the University of Chicago, Boston College, and Notre Dame. That was crazy stuff, like my new wildberry toothpaste.
Shirts will be sold all week (or for as long as supplies last) so don't miss your chance to be in the blog!
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Flipsides
Man, I don't even want to talk about this weekend because it was too crazy, and I wasn't there for any of it because I am Warren. But my friend Pat was at the epicenter of an awesome earthquake so if you want to hear a good story talk to him.
"I read that on Warren's Blog" t-shirts go on sale tomorrow! That will be cool. So if you want to be dressed well, look for one of the people wearing a shirt as they probably also vend them. I am so excited. Oh, and everyone who buys a shirt gets a special, interesting mention on the blog. That must be a real incentive for those of you who are too boring to get mentioned regularly.
I wish I could say more clever things to entertain you all, but it is classified. We should hang out sometime so that you can see for yourself what Warren is like on the weekends. Plus then you would be an accomplice.
"I read that on Warren's Blog" t-shirts go on sale tomorrow! That will be cool. So if you want to be dressed well, look for one of the people wearing a shirt as they probably also vend them. I am so excited. Oh, and everyone who buys a shirt gets a special, interesting mention on the blog. That must be a real incentive for those of you who are too boring to get mentioned regularly.
I wish I could say more clever things to entertain you all, but it is classified. We should hang out sometime so that you can see for yourself what Warren is like on the weekends. Plus then you would be an accomplice.
Friday, December 17, 2010
Austen
I liked hanging out with my sister and people today and eating chicken. And many different things were done by my cooler friends and those will be elaborated on when I am not about to go to some crazy parties. You know how Wawen [edited 12/21/10 to fix the spelling of Wawen, at the behest of Rachel] rolls.
Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Good and Plenty
The draught is over my friends. After being bored of the internet for a while and apathetic towards my burgeoning media empire I have returned to offer you the benefits of my wawenocity. How have you been people.
Today was an awesome day. Mr. Prencis was absent and I figured out an integral that no one else could. It made me feel so good about myself because I derive all of my self-worth from math as my interpersonal skills are so impaired. Then I had a free for... my second period class and I got to go to the library and chill with my bro Pat. He is such a great ASR student and I mean that, not seriously though. Simone was also there and she said many things that I then had to correct because, indubitably, her language facilities suffer when she is tired. Sarah was present as well. Doesn't her hair look great? Rachel was not there though, and it made me sad. I don't know how Mr. Gorycki is managing without her. If two of Gogarts' teachers were absent he wouldn't have any classes, but being Warren, I had many classes after that.
Spanish is getting more and more like spanish all the time. I wish we could have a conversation about my blog. Instead I have to talk to Sarah and Steve about something, but I couldn't hear what we were saying. It is funny because Patrick Cardiello is not Native American, despite all the MAIZE.
Nolan and Charles and Ace are bad at distinguishing between blue and purple. If one of them was Strauss they would be composing about the Purple Danube. That's not right. I was trading calculator programs with Phil the other day, he thinks he can have his own Brandon but such a claim will be proven to be false (actually the data support the null hypothesis). I am mad at England and he knows who he is. Sistine.
Katie Katie Katie Katie. Do that in like a sing-song and you might find it as funny as I do right now. Who is down to see Tron Legacy tomorrow? How long can Jeff go without knowing where his locker is or keeping his stuff in Gogarts'? his jacket is mad fluffy.
I hears something about economics that I choose not to repeat. And people are getting into colleges. That is cool. I would congratulate them but I am too jealous. Did I ever blog about Jake and Dave Madden and Watson and all that stuff? No? Well I am not going to. I am going to play pokemon. Oh! the ginger bread cookies. Plus making fun of Hannah and saying how cool Tom is because he doesn't list the countries of the world to stay awake in Bio. If you are in an alliance with someone, you should read their blog and not punch them. Things from the movie today.
The greatest thing I have ever achieve: quadruple stuffed oreos. I dissected and combined two of the doubles, it was great. Yay blogging, that makes me want to buy a shirt. Wahahaha.....
Today was an awesome day. Mr. Prencis was absent and I figured out an integral that no one else could. It made me feel so good about myself because I derive all of my self-worth from math as my interpersonal skills are so impaired. Then I had a free for... my second period class and I got to go to the library and chill with my bro Pat. He is such a great ASR student and I mean that, not seriously though. Simone was also there and she said many things that I then had to correct because, indubitably, her language facilities suffer when she is tired. Sarah was present as well. Doesn't her hair look great? Rachel was not there though, and it made me sad. I don't know how Mr. Gorycki is managing without her. If two of Gogarts' teachers were absent he wouldn't have any classes, but being Warren, I had many classes after that.
Spanish is getting more and more like spanish all the time. I wish we could have a conversation about my blog. Instead I have to talk to Sarah and Steve about something, but I couldn't hear what we were saying. It is funny because Patrick Cardiello is not Native American, despite all the MAIZE.
Nolan and Charles and Ace are bad at distinguishing between blue and purple. If one of them was Strauss they would be composing about the Purple Danube. That's not right. I was trading calculator programs with Phil the other day, he thinks he can have his own Brandon but such a claim will be proven to be false (actually the data support the null hypothesis). I am mad at England and he knows who he is. Sistine.
Katie Katie Katie Katie. Do that in like a sing-song and you might find it as funny as I do right now. Who is down to see Tron Legacy tomorrow? How long can Jeff go without knowing where his locker is or keeping his stuff in Gogarts'? his jacket is mad fluffy.
I hears something about economics that I choose not to repeat. And people are getting into colleges. That is cool. I would congratulate them but I am too jealous. Did I ever blog about Jake and Dave Madden and Watson and all that stuff? No? Well I am not going to. I am going to play pokemon. Oh! the ginger bread cookies. Plus making fun of Hannah and saying how cool Tom is because he doesn't list the countries of the world to stay awake in Bio. If you are in an alliance with someone, you should read their blog and not punch them. Things from the movie today.
The greatest thing I have ever achieve: quadruple stuffed oreos. I dissected and combined two of the doubles, it was great. Yay blogging, that makes me want to buy a shirt. Wahahaha.....
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Monday, December 13, 2010
A Poem from Steven Taranto
Questions and Answers (Sappy title, blah blah blah)
He inquisitive before me,
You are so exceedingly simple.
Come. What knowledge do you seek?
He so erudite,
Bid me countenance,
And absolve me of my ignorance.
I seek many answers.
What is the source of all doctrine?
Do we acknowledge impossibility as absolute,
Or simply a superlative obstacle?
Is entitlement a trait innate among men,
Or simply the defect of a single man diffused to many?
Is this the folly that deters that we, ourselves,
Are to be axis of the cosmos?
In fact, is this desire even universal,
Or simply the ambition of those whose lust for power burns them?
And even if that feat is realized, what then?
Won't the Earth simply continue to spin lush and green,
Once all of us are dead?
Banana.
Auf Auf
My mom made gingerbread cookies and I had one for lunch. Yum. I don't like candy canes as much as my good friend Pat. The Doppler Effect is very easy.
Wow.
Wow.
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Things to be aware of
The next Wawen franchise which probably won't become popular but I think is pretty cool: MyLifeisWawen
Also, following my lead, my good friend Jeff has also started a blog. You should check it out, us bloggers have to stick together. Jeff's Blog
Also, following my lead, my good friend Jeff has also started a blog. You should check it out, us bloggers have to stick together. Jeff's Blog
Two Poems in So Far!
I didn't even have to make one up yet! The bar has been set so read these poems and then try to write a better one.
Nathan’s.
Please do not eat those French fries,
Please do not eat that hamburger,
Please do not eat that pizza.
Because I want to eat them.
-Anonymous
And now a haiku from Philippe Kimura-Thollander:
Matematicas
Helped me catch a Pikachu
Catch rate formula
Nathan’s.
Please do not eat those French fries,
Please do not eat that hamburger,
Please do not eat that pizza.
Because I want to eat them.
-Anonymous
And now a haiku from Philippe Kimura-Thollander:
Matematicas
Helped me catch a Pikachu
Catch rate formula
Saturday, December 11, 2010
The Warren's Blog Poetry Contest
It has come to my attention that there are a lot of talented poets out there, so I would like to give them an opportunity to shine with the First Annual Warren's Blog Poetry Contest. The contest will start immediately and will last for one and a half weeks. Everyone is eligible to participate and entrants may submit one poem a day for the length of the contest. Submissions will be posted as they come in, unless they are really bad, and if no poems are submitted I will make them up and attribute them to people who probably don't follow the blog. The prize will be vary depending on how much I like the winner. The winning poem will be selected by Warren himself. The winning poem will be the one that most embodies the concept of Wawen. There are no restrictions, except the word ersatz is banned. Submissions should be sent to wawenwawen@gmail.com
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Soup
Today I took a nap and ate pizza. It was a good day.
I am excited for 30 Rock and the 1-hour Office. Those shows are the highlight of my week. My life is so sad. Please sing to me.
Wawen is now on urban dictionary, good job Pete. And good luck to you in your new game of Pokemon Red.
My team is gym speedball is so bad. I wish I was on the team with Pat and Anish and those people. I'm not even going to bother saying anything else about that because some people are going to be offended, and the people I really want to offend probably don't read the blog (but just in case hello Rachel [wahaha] {no disregard this}).
Ummm.... nevermind.
I am excited for 30 Rock and the 1-hour Office. Those shows are the highlight of my week. My life is so sad. Please sing to me.
Wawen is now on urban dictionary, good job Pete. And good luck to you in your new game of Pokemon Red.
My team is gym speedball is so bad. I wish I was on the team with Pat and Anish and those people. I'm not even going to bother saying anything else about that because some people are going to be offended, and the people I really want to offend probably don't read the blog (but just in case hello Rachel [wahaha] {no disregard this}).
Ummm.... nevermind.
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
West Side Story
Thanks to CJ for taking this picture Mr Crespo didn't want you to see! Way to go Tom for not erasing it quickly! Those little people in study hall are really talented aren't they?
I was thinking of buying an Ed Hardy shirt. Hey Brandon I am going to beat you up, how is Annelisa?
In other news I just graduated from the Tracy Jordan Institute for Black Karate.
Europe
World history is fun, like the industrial revolution. But I like chemistry. I didn't tutor anyone in chem today but I will tutor in math tomorrow. Smileyface applesauce everything is gonna be alright.
Raging Bull was slightly disappointing. I mean it was good, don't get me wrong. Me gusta Bobby De Niro y el senor Joe Pesci y Marty Scorsese tambien.But why was it in black and white? and why wasn't it better? Would anyone like to join my movie club?
If you are England and Pat McManus is France in a game of web Diplomacy, support him into Spain! Yes it says this on the blog.
Phil gave me a red tiger. It was fun until I ate it. I should tell a joke everyone will get to appease the shirt investors: Either most chairs are wobbly or I am very unlucky!
Hannah being quiet and intellectual... I don't think so. And it is hilarious that Sarah spends so much public money at the Children's Place, have you seen the latest wawenleak?
But I should appeal to other groups: Hello Amanda. Do you still follow the blog? And how about that girl who is late for pictures. Wahaha. I wasn't even there for that... like Anish for most things. Wahaha. Enough laughing for today, my throat hurts.
Raging Bull was slightly disappointing. I mean it was good, don't get me wrong. Me gusta Bobby De Niro y el senor Joe Pesci y Marty Scorsese tambien.But why was it in black and white? and why wasn't it better? Would anyone like to join my movie club?
If you are England and Pat McManus is France in a game of web Diplomacy, support him into Spain! Yes it says this on the blog.
Phil gave me a red tiger. It was fun until I ate it. I should tell a joke everyone will get to appease the shirt investors: Either most chairs are wobbly or I am very unlucky!
Hannah being quiet and intellectual... I don't think so. And it is hilarious that Sarah spends so much public money at the Children's Place, have you seen the latest wawenleak?
But I should appeal to other groups: Hello Amanda. Do you still follow the blog? And how about that girl who is late for pictures. Wahaha. I wasn't even there for that... like Anish for most things. Wahaha. Enough laughing for today, my throat hurts.
Yum Robots
I don't like the sound of my voice. I do like Wetrix. So I was rereading some of my early blog posts and I noticed a lot of typos. That is frustrating. Painting.
"Oh look at me my name is Katie and I like to spell things." Guess who said that today. Someone who is terrible. Wahaha. That reminds me of Anish's Diesel jacket. Wahaha. The bird is dead now. Wahaha.
Sarah said something really funny today I think, but I don't remember it. Oh well. WawenLeaks has had some good stuff, don't you think? Architecture.
Does anyone want to go to the Winter Wonderland Dance with me?
Hello, I am Warren. How are you?
"Oh look at me my name is Katie and I like to spell things." Guess who said that today. Someone who is terrible. Wahaha. That reminds me of Anish's Diesel jacket. Wahaha. The bird is dead now. Wahaha.Sarah said something really funny today I think, but I don't remember it. Oh well. WawenLeaks has had some good stuff, don't you think? Architecture.
Does anyone want to go to the Winter Wonderland Dance with me?
Hello, I am Warren. How are you?
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Sheep Ship
Shout out to the three Croats (it isn't Croatians, is it?) who have seen the blog. Yay Zagreb!
The morning announcements are great and anyone who disagrees will be murdered in their sleep. With waffles. I ate steak with Abraham Lincoln once, and Gerald Ford drove us home. The Salvation Army. Doesn't the cafeteria look lovely? Idiotfaces.
People like Tom are the reason Steve has trouble going to the bathroom. Something else was really funny but I forget it because I am Warren and I forget many things. I didn't do the chem homework that was do today but I will just use my Chemistry-vision to get it done for tomorrow. Wahaha. How often do you use technology?
Wasn't it funny when Pat got hit in the face in gym today? I found that to be hilarious since it didn't happen to me. But I heard his nose didn't feel right after. I hope he is well, may particle collisions favor him.
Mr Gorycki was not present, which was a boon to those in AP Bio, like Katie (I am mad at her) who is a very talented artist. Remember when it snowed the other morning? Whatever happened to that? I like to wear hats and ear muffs and gloves and mittens. Kittens and cats and KitKats and cowboys and clowns. I like towns.
It gets dark so early and I have to play Pokemon with my mom. She caught a Pikachu!
The morning announcements are great and anyone who disagrees will be murdered in their sleep. With waffles. I ate steak with Abraham Lincoln once, and Gerald Ford drove us home. The Salvation Army. Doesn't the cafeteria look lovely? Idiotfaces.
People like Tom are the reason Steve has trouble going to the bathroom. Something else was really funny but I forget it because I am Warren and I forget many things. I didn't do the chem homework that was do today but I will just use my Chemistry-vision to get it done for tomorrow. Wahaha. How often do you use technology?
Wasn't it funny when Pat got hit in the face in gym today? I found that to be hilarious since it didn't happen to me. But I heard his nose didn't feel right after. I hope he is well, may particle collisions favor him.
Mr Gorycki was not present, which was a boon to those in AP Bio, like Katie (I am mad at her) who is a very talented artist. Remember when it snowed the other morning? Whatever happened to that? I like to wear hats and ear muffs and gloves and mittens. Kittens and cats and KitKats and cowboys and clowns. I like towns.
It gets dark so early and I have to play Pokemon with my mom. She caught a Pikachu!
Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5
Monday, December 6, 2010
Eh
So much happened! And I don't want to talk about any of it. Except for when we went to Wendy's. But seriously, I stopped caring already.
In School
Hello world. Simone was dancing in the snow and then she came in and interupted Mr Gorycki. It was funny, or so I heard. I wonder who wrote Sarah that love letter? If it was real that would be so cute. But who knows where her locker is and would misspell beauty? Still I am jealous of Sarah and her forbidden love.
Hey Mr Crespo! You are annoying, just kidding. Well dependiente. What happened at the end of Pride and Prejudice?
I interviewed people about technology for journalism. Yay. How many robots do you own (including cats)?
Who wants to go ice skating with Pat, Anish, and Casey, and of course me, Warren. BTW I changed the settings so anyone can comment, so let me know what's happening bros.
Pat is in Gov now and he thinks Mr Boyle realized he isn't taking notes on the debate, so peace.
Hey Mr Crespo! You are annoying, just kidding. Well dependiente. What happened at the end of Pride and Prejudice?
I interviewed people about technology for journalism. Yay. How many robots do you own (including cats)?
Who wants to go ice skating with Pat, Anish, and Casey, and of course me, Warren. BTW I changed the settings so anyone can comment, so let me know what's happening bros.
Pat is in Gov now and he thinks Mr Boyle realized he isn't taking notes on the debate, so peace.
Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5
Sunday, December 5, 2010
Balloon-Fest 2010
Come to Ballon-Fest 2010! It is the premier Balloon related festival. Everything at the exposition is made of balloons. Everything. December 30th, 2010 at the West Singapore Hotel, Singapore. I hope to see you there... with balloons!
Orange Juice
I drank some orange juice morning. It was tasty. I saw that The Corporation is on instant play on Netflix. I can't wait to watch it again! I am procrastinating instead of studying for AP Bio... uh I mean, doing the texas hw.
Saturday, December 4, 2010
FISH
Hung out in Gogarts' basement tonight. Just the right place to find a schadenfreude. Pat beat Anish at Othello. Pat Olympics. Awfauau
Reading
Based on Gogarts' recommendation, I picked up Decision Points and it is very fun to read. I like to read before I go to bed at night. Usually science tomes, but political memoirs are good too. Also waffles.
Last Night Was CrAZy
A is the first letter of the alphabet and Z is the last, how crAZy is that?
So I was chillin' with the crew when Jeff had to go to temple. Then Pat C (the cool Pat was at an important business meeting over pizza with his aunt and uncle) and Gogarts went to the basketball game, where they were joined later by Pat after his meeting. Nick and I didn't want to go in though because we are so antisocial so we spent an hour sitting in Gogarts' car by ourselves. Don't ask what happened, except that at one point I left a message on Gogarts' phone. For your pleasure here is the audio of the message(removed at my own request), and how it was transcribed by Google Voice:
|
WawenLeaks
Upset with the lack of transparency in school government, I have created the ultimate whistleblower site. You absolutely have to check out: WawenLeaks
[Breaking character to credit CJ with the concept and execution of WawenLeaks, which is a WikiLeaks parody for those of you who live in caves]
[Breaking character to credit CJ with the concept and execution of WawenLeaks, which is a WikiLeaks parody for those of you who live in caves]
Friday, December 3, 2010
Mobile-to-Mobile
Oh man, I was so busy hanging out Friday I couldn't blog before midnight. At least I am popular. Also, I accrued many interesting stories to write about, but I will wait for when I am more sober... I mean less tired. Tomorrow prepare to be awed. Or at least mildly amused. Twice, the first time.
I just want to say that one of the puppies on Jimmy Fallon was named Brian Johnson. I can't believe they found a way to make me hate a puppy.
I just want to say that one of the puppies on Jimmy Fallon was named Brian Johnson. I can't believe they found a way to make me hate a puppy.
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Pictures
Ain't No Doors!
I put my shirt on inside out this morning. I did it on purpose as a sociological experiment. Pete told me it was inside out first period and I didn't flip it around. Fourth period it was the source of amusement for many.
At lunch and after school, despite the encouragement of my friends and enemies, I would not change the shirt around. From that I learned... nothing.
Rachel has a cousin named Casey and Casey has a cousin named Annie, which is the name of Rachel's sister. I have a cousin named Scott.
The title of this post is false. Now there is a door. And it is not a good door.
I returned Apocalypse Now to Netflix a few days ago, but I forgot to look at what was at the top of my queue (that is a weird word to write) and they sent me Flight of the Conchords, which I don't even remember queuing (weirder as a verb). But it was really funny. Anyone else watch it? we should talk.
I taught Dan chemistry today. When you get right down to it, most very advanced scientific concepts are just a few squiggly lines.
If only I could program my DVR from my iPhone like Gogarts. He is my idol, except when Boyle is yelling at him and not Pat. Wahaha. And did anyone notice today that Gogarts was wearing the sweater he and Pat both have in brown? Which means he has it in brown and grey and Pat has black. I think they are going for the color wheel or something.
At lunch and after school, despite the encouragement of my friends and enemies, I would not change the shirt around. From that I learned... nothing.
Rachel has a cousin named Casey and Casey has a cousin named Annie, which is the name of Rachel's sister. I have a cousin named Scott.
The title of this post is false. Now there is a door. And it is not a good door.
I returned Apocalypse Now to Netflix a few days ago, but I forgot to look at what was at the top of my queue (that is a weird word to write) and they sent me Flight of the Conchords, which I don't even remember queuing (weirder as a verb). But it was really funny. Anyone else watch it? we should talk.
I taught Dan chemistry today. When you get right down to it, most very advanced scientific concepts are just a few squiggly lines.
If only I could program my DVR from my iPhone like Gogarts. He is my idol, except when Boyle is yelling at him and not Pat. Wahaha. And did anyone notice today that Gogarts was wearing the sweater he and Pat both have in brown? Which means he has it in brown and grey and Pat has black. I think they are going for the color wheel or something.
Business
A few orders of business: First, I am in business. You may have noticed there are now ads on Warren's Blog. I have sold out. We all knew it would happen eventually.
Yesterday I referred to a certain Spanish teacher as Crispy Cresps without crediting James Manning, who claims to have invented the moniker. Well he is stupid. And apparently Anita also claims authorship. Que ever.
The poll closed and most people think Jake is Wawen Walrus. And Jimmy McMillan. I was in the cafeteria today and overhead some people I didn't even know discussing Wawen Walrus. Win. But what should the next poll be?
Simone is fine with the amount she is mentioned on the blog. On that note, have I ever blogged about Pete?
Does he still read this? He is featured in the next tale I have to tell.
There is no Academic Challenge meet on December 11th. Anyone who heard that rumor is both a loser and misinformed.
Yesterday I referred to a certain Spanish teacher as Crispy Cresps without crediting James Manning, who claims to have invented the moniker. Well he is stupid. And apparently Anita also claims authorship. Que ever.
The poll closed and most people think Jake is Wawen Walrus. And Jimmy McMillan. I was in the cafeteria today and overhead some people I didn't even know discussing Wawen Walrus. Win. But what should the next poll be?
Simone is fine with the amount she is mentioned on the blog. On that note, have I ever blogged about Pete?
Does he still read this? He is featured in the next tale I have to tell.
There is no Academic Challenge meet on December 11th. Anyone who heard that rumor is both a loser and misinformed.
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Presente de Subjuntivo
For those of you who need help in Spanish, I don't because I am so smart, here is the link from class today:
http://babelnet.sbg.ac.at/carlitos/ayuda/presente_de_subjuntivo.htm
There is some good stuff there. Oh and thanks to Sarah for sending it to me. Oh and Belmopan is the capital of Belize, which was formerly British Honduras.
http://babelnet.sbg.ac.at/carlitos/ayuda/presente_de_subjuntivo.htm
There is some good stuff there. Oh and thanks to Sarah for sending it to me. Oh and Belmopan is the capital of Belize, which was formerly British Honduras.
Wawen Commission
Jake had a great idea. In order to discover the identity of whoever is impersonating me on Facebook as Wawen Walrus, I am establishing the Wawen Commission. This investigative body will consider all the evidence and issue a report on the fiend's identity that few people will believe. [For you illiterate's, this is a reference to the Warren Commission, who investigated JFK's assassination]
People
People who have been offended because I blogged about them at all/ too much: Mr Crespo (hey crispy cresps), Sarah, Anish
People who were upset I blogged about them too little/ not at all: Simone, Katie, CJ (maybe), and a few other people I still won't mention
You see, I can't win! But CJ gets credit for being the first person to view the blog on the Wii browser. Who uses Opera though? I mean seriously. And shout out to Hannah who has the blog bookmarked on her phone, as everyone will one day.
People who were upset I blogged about them too little/ not at all: Simone, Katie, CJ (maybe), and a few other people I still won't mention
You see, I can't win! But CJ gets credit for being the first person to view the blog on the Wii browser. Who uses Opera though? I mean seriously. And shout out to Hannah who has the blog bookmarked on her phone, as everyone will one day.
Ogden Nash
In 1764, when Gibbon began contemplating writing the work which would become the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, it was not common for historians to write about the ancient world because the ancient historians, Tacitus in particular, were regarded as unsurpassable.
It is the first night of Hanukkah.
Yay fish.
It is the first night of Hanukkah.
Yay fish.
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
HOME!
I am so happy Mr Gorycki was absent and I have lunch before bio so I just went home after 6th period! Oh wait, that was my brilliant friend Pat.
Have you all heard how athletic I am? In gym, I am the best person. Ultimate speedball, or whatever it is called, is really my game. I come out of nowhere and score many points. Fear me.
Spanish was not fun today. Argh. But I discovered that the mittens Sarah was wearing yesterday actually belonged to Rachel. That makes it even weirder. Isn't Facebook so much more pleasant without Anish? Wahaha.
Have you all heard how athletic I am? In gym, I am the best person. Ultimate speedball, or whatever it is called, is really my game. I come out of nowhere and score many points. Fear me.
Spanish was not fun today. Argh. But I discovered that the mittens Sarah was wearing yesterday actually belonged to Rachel. That makes it even weirder. Isn't Facebook so much more pleasant without Anish? Wahaha.
Monday, November 29, 2010
Milliner Mine Master Mix
I am so glad people are voting for Pat C in the poll just like he wanted. Wahaha. Also I bet Jimmy McMillan is impersonating me on Facebook. The something is too damn something. Isn't that a good parody?
1 person viewed my blog on their Nintendo DSi! I think that is awesome and if that person sees this, please come forward so that I can say nice things about you.
I like to dance. Me gusta bailar.
1 person viewed my blog on their Nintendo DSi! I think that is awesome and if that person sees this, please come forward so that I can say nice things about you.
I like to dance. Me gusta bailar.
Cubism
I feel weird watching a movie on tv that I own on dvd, but I don't like when the tv does the work of deciding what movie I should watch at a specified time. So when I see a movie on tv that I own, I put in the dvd and watch out without the commercials. I did that The Wizard of Oz last night. It was fun.
Does anyone else think Spanish class is getting odd? Why was Sarah wearing mittens? I feel bad that I hurt Mr. Crespo's feelings. Oh well.
I liked the announcements this morning when Pat said Ankara is the capital of Turkey, it was both informative and entertaining. So many people erroneously believe the capital to be Istanbul!
I have the best friends in the whole world because they stole mercury from an old thermometer to give to me for my birthday. It is a metal that is liquid at room temperature! Gallium is close though.
Does anyone else think Spanish class is getting odd? Why was Sarah wearing mittens? I feel bad that I hurt Mr. Crespo's feelings. Oh well.
I liked the announcements this morning when Pat said Ankara is the capital of Turkey, it was both informative and entertaining. So many people erroneously believe the capital to be Istanbul!
I have the best friends in the whole world because they stole mercury from an old thermometer to give to me for my birthday. It is a metal that is liquid at room temperature! Gallium is close though.
Happy Birthday to me
Isn't it funny that I forgot to blog about my own birthday? I will reveal all the details of my crazy celebration as soon as I talk to... err remember what happened. But suffice it to say I like making video games play happy birthday and it is sad when it gets deleted.
Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Meowth, that's right!
I am sitting in my snuggie lamenting the end of the weekend, making fun of Michio Kaku, and thinking I should have started eating turkey at a younger age because I like it. I read How to Lie with Statistics again even though I read it last year. I should make it a tradition.
Mario is still fun, but not as fun. Pretty Good! (most people won't get that).
I am interested in dating a jolly, sassy opera singer, so if you know anyone feel free to set me up.
Hike across Asturas County, Maine. Architectural Digest farming techniques: fish.
Mario is still fun, but not as fun. Pretty Good! (most people won't get that).
I am interested in dating a jolly, sassy opera singer, so if you know anyone feel free to set me up.
Hike across Asturas County, Maine. Architectural Digest farming techniques: fish.
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Peter O'Toole is an actor
My sister is so great, she knows more about nutrition and the media than anyone.
Seriously what should the next poll be?
Simone pays attention when reading the blog. Yay.
Ice skating was originally used as a form of transportation, Casey.
I have the same shirt in four colors. With pockets.
Does anyone study Russian? Macaroni and cheese.
Seriously what should the next poll be?
Simone pays attention when reading the blog. Yay.
Ice skating was originally used as a form of transportation, Casey.
I have the same shirt in four colors. With pockets.
Does anyone study Russian? Macaroni and cheese.
Friday, November 26, 2010
Monopoly
My favorite monopoly property is Marvin Gardens. My favorite pokemon is Venonat, but I like round pokemon in general, like Voltorb and Jigglypuff. I wish I hadn't lost my yellow version on a plane years ago. I like to hug Pikachu.
I took a five-drive to Five Guys Burgers and Fries with my friends Pat and Pete and it was fun. I had a bacon burger. Yay. I tipped fries from the bag into the cup. Wahaha. I lost to Lance though and I like Nidoking's cry. Don't be cry.
I took a five-drive to Five Guys Burgers and Fries with my friends Pat and Pete and it was fun. I had a bacon burger. Yay. I tipped fries from the bag into the cup. Wahaha. I lost to Lance though and I like Nidoking's cry. Don't be cry.
Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5
Thursday, November 25, 2010
Marshmallows
Some things I forgot to mention: I slept through most of the parade which was sad, except not really because I don't like the parade that much. I do like marshmallows.
I tried to get my mom to make atole but she got confused and would not, but Diego is awesome.
George w. Bush won the most recent poll and I say good for him, he needs something positive in his life. I will be accepting suggestions for what the next poll should be.
Thanksgiving Diplomacy is fun. Pat McManus has the best hats/ ties of anyone ever. The buckle was not invented until after the first Thanksgiving and the Mayflower was actually an alien spacecraft.
I tried to get my mom to make atole but she got confused and would not, but Diego is awesome.
George w. Bush won the most recent poll and I say good for him, he needs something positive in his life. I will be accepting suggestions for what the next poll should be.
Thanksgiving Diplomacy is fun. Pat McManus has the best hats/ ties of anyone ever. The buckle was not invented until after the first Thanksgiving and the Mayflower was actually an alien spacecraft.
Happy Thanksgiving
This break from school thing is really going well, I wish it was like this all the time. Yesterday I watched Fantasia, which is one of my favorite movies, with my homies. It is mildly understandable that Gogarts had never seen it, but I can't fathom that Anish had never heard of it. What does that kid do all day? Well that's everything that occurred in my boring life my friends the Pats got to see their college friends, which was cool. Max is the best because he might minor in math. Lyle is still Lyle, which is sort of good, I bet he got that corn. Steve seems different, oh well. There were many misadventures involving Simone's car dying because of Pat C's 80's CD (which we will all hear less of now that Christmas carols are on the radio) and a pumpkin mystery. Then Lyle didn't know where he lived and Pat is bad at pumping gas. Good times.
Now I am getting ready to eat some turnips, which are my favorite Thanksgiving food. JK. Turkey is amelia and so are dinner rolls and that is it. I hope Grandpappy has a happy Turkey day though. Me gustan los arboles.
Now I am getting ready to eat some turnips, which are my favorite Thanksgiving food. JK. Turkey is amelia and so are dinner rolls and that is it. I hope Grandpappy has a happy Turkey day though. Me gustan los arboles.
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Turkey hat
I will write a good post tomorrow cuz a lot o stuff happened which I am too tired to retell here. Lets just say I got that corn son.
look at me I'm Brian
That's how I make fun of Brian.
Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Transposons
Arne Jørgensen (July 15, 1897 – February 16, 1989) was a Danish gymnast who competed in the 1920 Summer Olympics.
He was part of the Danish team, which was able to win the silver medal in the gymnastics men's team, Swedish system event in 1920.
Butterfingers
I like to dance. Hello again Simone. I did not want to give blood today because I don't care about other people, but my friend Pat (not the one who has been missing and presumed dead) gave blood because he is so cool. He also signed up to be an organ donor, but he doesn't want to give his eyes. He thinks that would be weird, so sorry if any of you ever need an eye transplant.
I like skittles. How many goldfish would fit in a hat? A big hat.
I like skittles. How many goldfish would fit in a hat? A big hat.
Sunday, November 21, 2010
These pretzels are making me thirsty
Also Max is in America again; I finally have someone to talk to about integrals and other number things. Hello Simone. And where is the lamp?
Wait this is a toss-up!
Yes it is. War of the Roses. Also Isaac Brock, P.T. Barnum, J.E.B. Stuart, and Areopagitica.
11/19-11/21
So many things happened and I didn't have time to blog about them and that makes me sad. I shall now rectify that situation.
I know some things happened in school on Friday which were blog worthy, but I have completely forgotten them. If started reading this with the expectation that I would recount some tale involving us and our hijinks on Friday, you should come up to me (or Pat) Monday and be like "Yo this is what happened [insert story] now blog about it". Actually, I just read that back to myself with a scary sort of deep voice and I was frightened. So if you say that, try a Cajun accent. That would amuse me.
After school I went home, took a nap, and ate pizza. That already is my ideal day, but it got better. I went to see Is He Dead? the Player's Club hilarious Fall Comedy and it was quite humorous. Pat McManus is so talented, would want him to play me in the movie based on my life, which is coincidentally in pre-production as we speak.
Saturday I couldn't be with my friends because I was doing my thing at Colombia. You all know I am a drug runner, right? I work with this really fly cartel. There was a shootout in Medellín, we lost some good guys. Haha, that's so funny because I actually do things at Columbia, which is very different for being off by only one letter. Like Chemistry. But the other members of the Academic Challenge Team went to the inaugural National History Bee & Bowl which was awesome. The Bee, the individual competition, was in the morning and Pat and Jake both made it to the playoffs which was cool. Then in the Bowl, the team competition, the A team made it to the playoffs and won in the quarter finals. Then Pat and Gogarts and Goose had to leave to be in Saturday's performance of Is He Dead? and Jake played White Plains A by himself! He only lost by 80 points and he scored 250, which was the closest anyone came to White Plains the whole day. It was cool and Dave Madden is cool, but his girlfriend is not that attractive. But she bakes well.
Other things happened, but they don't seem as important. I am still very busy. Argh.
I know some things happened in school on Friday which were blog worthy, but I have completely forgotten them. If started reading this with the expectation that I would recount some tale involving us and our hijinks on Friday, you should come up to me (or Pat) Monday and be like "Yo this is what happened [insert story] now blog about it". Actually, I just read that back to myself with a scary sort of deep voice and I was frightened. So if you say that, try a Cajun accent. That would amuse me.
After school I went home, took a nap, and ate pizza. That already is my ideal day, but it got better. I went to see Is He Dead? the Player's Club hilarious Fall Comedy and it was quite humorous. Pat McManus is so talented, would want him to play me in the movie based on my life, which is coincidentally in pre-production as we speak.
Saturday I couldn't be with my friends because I was doing my thing at Colombia. You all know I am a drug runner, right? I work with this really fly cartel. There was a shootout in Medellín, we lost some good guys. Haha, that's so funny because I actually do things at Columbia, which is very different for being off by only one letter. Like Chemistry. But the other members of the Academic Challenge Team went to the inaugural National History Bee & Bowl which was awesome. The Bee, the individual competition, was in the morning and Pat and Jake both made it to the playoffs which was cool. Then in the Bowl, the team competition, the A team made it to the playoffs and won in the quarter finals. Then Pat and Gogarts and Goose had to leave to be in Saturday's performance of Is He Dead? and Jake played White Plains A by himself! He only lost by 80 points and he scored 250, which was the closest anyone came to White Plains the whole day. It was cool and Dave Madden is cool, but his girlfriend is not that attractive. But she bakes well.
Other things happened, but they don't seem as important. I am still very busy. Argh.
Pat McManus officially won the poll
This has once and for and all settled the question of who would win a fight. You are welcome world.
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Wakka wakka
I am tired again. Oh well. At least 30 Rock is on tonight. Don't be cry. The penny game was fun. I am shark bag. Academic Challenge tomorrow.
Driss fell off his dinosaur. They were closer than a congressman andn a barrel of pork. Everyone should go see the Fall Comedy tomorrow, Is He Dead? It is mad comical yo.
I forgot what else I was going to blog about. Goodnight
Driss fell off his dinosaur. They were closer than a congressman andn a barrel of pork. Everyone should go see the Fall Comedy tomorrow, Is He Dead? It is mad comical yo.
I forgot what else I was going to blog about. Goodnight
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
The check is in the mail
Tengo que ayudar Los perros con suss problems. La escuela es estupido. Me gustan las puertas
The Rent is Too Damn High
I am so sorry I haven't blogged much yesterday or today but I felt malo and had mucho stress. I am moderately relieved now so hello people. I don't want a melon, I want a baagel.
Have you heard the good news? I am president of the Science Honor Society! I know what you are thinking: I really deserve it. But honestly I am not sure if I am cut out to be a leader. The last time I was in a leadership position, my brief and doomed tenure as President of the Math Team, did not go well. First of all I didn't know I was the Pres until I saw it in the Yearbook and then Emily was the one who told me the team had been disbanded due to lack of funding. In between nothing much happened. I hope this time will go better, and I know that Science would have been in good hands if Rachel, the talented and beautiful President of the Spanish Club had won. The rest of the new science officers are good: Nick who helped Pat with Intel, Pat who is treasurer of everything, and Sarah. The best part of Spanish today, although there were many good parts, was when Sarah almost fell and everyone around her prepared to catch her. She also helped Pat with Intel and is very nice.
Hannah (yes you) on the other hand is mean. I can't believe Tom missed my shootout.
In gym today I played football very well. I caught several passes and returned one for a touchdown. FOOTBALL YEAH! I am smart and athletic, the whole package. That is in stark contrast to the other people on my team. Anish can't speak, Rachel is bad, Pat is fat and a bad fighter, and Casey is irresponsible. I like the blue team and skipping.
My life is so eventful, follow me like Karl Rove does on Twitter (seriously).
Have you heard the good news? I am president of the Science Honor Society! I know what you are thinking: I really deserve it. But honestly I am not sure if I am cut out to be a leader. The last time I was in a leadership position, my brief and doomed tenure as President of the Math Team, did not go well. First of all I didn't know I was the Pres until I saw it in the Yearbook and then Emily was the one who told me the team had been disbanded due to lack of funding. In between nothing much happened. I hope this time will go better, and I know that Science would have been in good hands if Rachel, the talented and beautiful President of the Spanish Club had won. The rest of the new science officers are good: Nick who helped Pat with Intel, Pat who is treasurer of everything, and Sarah. The best part of Spanish today, although there were many good parts, was when Sarah almost fell and everyone around her prepared to catch her. She also helped Pat with Intel and is very nice.
Hannah (yes you) on the other hand is mean. I can't believe Tom missed my shootout.
In gym today I played football very well. I caught several passes and returned one for a touchdown. FOOTBALL YEAH! I am smart and athletic, the whole package. That is in stark contrast to the other people on my team. Anish can't speak, Rachel is bad, Pat is fat and a bad fighter, and Casey is irresponsible. I like the blue team and skipping.
My life is so eventful, follow me like Karl Rove does on Twitter (seriously).
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)