"Do something France"- Happy Birthday

Uma Thurman's hat. A little hour glass. Nathan's. Super Mario World. Benzene. These are a few of my favorite things

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Scavenger Hunt

OMG I had sooo much fun at the scavenger hunt wit all my senior friend! The list was so brilliant and well balanced(Pat paid me to say that). But seriously some crazy stuff happened. I had a great time with my streak plate! Ahaha

There is way too much stuff that I want to blog about, so I have to leave out most of the specifics, which are awesome and hilarious so ask me if you ever see me in real life (or calc). The best team from the hunt was definitely the one with the Pats, Rachel, Maggie, Andrea and Charlotte. They were so coordinated and good looking. Even though they didn't win, they are super people. I wish I could have been with them, but instead I was with some other losers whose names I forget.

Sometimes I feel bad about myself because I am incapable of meaningful interpersonal connection. Instead I am cursed with only being able to understand things in terms of numbers. I want to develop connections with people, to touch them, but I fear I will never be able to, no matter how hard I struggle.

Confederate quarters was a fun thing, here's a little known fact: Alaska once seceded from the union, but no one noticed.

I like reading The Economist.

Next time someone has to be spanked by a stranger I, Warren, volunteer to do it. I wish I had long luscious hair. Remember those Easter Egg Hunts? We should do one of those.

Friday, November 12, 2010

I am narcoleptic

Either that or I pretend to sleep to mess with Gogats

Don't Invite Me

Epsilon-neighborhood is a math thing of which I am aware. You're so vein you  probably think this post is about you, and if you are Anish you would be correct. Jk, I hate that idiot-face. I really like Marie, no actually Annelisa. No actually Jeff, I am going to marry him on Facebook.

 The Gentlemen played some intense v-ball but I am upset my friends didn't  want to go to Applebees.

 You just got Kelly Rippa'd. We call it Monday. I kind of want to be on the Baptist calendar, where every day is Friday.

We had to fix the spin-it on my Bop-it. It works well now which is happyness.

Joot Joo.

Some things

If I could play tennis everyday I would play tennis every other day. I like it, but not that much.

I think I am cooler than you, just so you know.

The South will rise again, dixie, God save Jeff Davis. Pat is so good at volleyball and isn't his hair awesome? I think so because I am Warren.

The Alto Sax is Falling Out of Pennies

The Alto Sax is Falling Out of Pennies, falling out of pennies, falling out of pennies, my fair pirate.

A piece of pi

Gas chromatography (GC), is a common type of chromatography used in analytic chemistry for separating and analyzing compounds that can be vaporized without decomposition. Typical uses of GC include testing the purity of a particular substance, or separating the different components of a mixture (the relative amounts of such components can also be determined). In some situations, GC may help in identifying a compound. In preparative chromatography, GC can be used to prepare pure compounds from a mixture.[1]
In gas chromatography, the moving phase (or "mobile phase") is a carrier gas, usually an inert gas such as helium or an unreactive gas such as nitrogen. The stationary phase is a microscopic layer of liquid or polymer on an inert solid support, inside a piece of glass or metal tubing called a column (a homage to the fractionating column used in distillation). The instrument used to perform gas chromatography is called a gas chromatograph (or "aerograph", "gas separator").
The gaseous compounds being analyzed interact with the walls of the column, which is coated with different stationary phases. This causes each compound to elute at a different time, known as the retention time of the compound. The comparison of retention times is what gives GC its analytical usefulness.

Mea Culpa

Correction, I do not have a banana for lunch actually, it turns out I have the same thing I have every day for lunch:a bottle of Poland Spring, a peanut butter and jelly sandwich cut into unequal halves, and an apple cut into four parts. Today's mystery snack: brownies.

Livia loves brownies and I almost traded mine to her for cookies, but I couldn't make up my mind in time to make the deal. My opinion of cookies changes more than Anish's chemistry grades, wahahaha. Goodbye, I have to eat now.

Today

Yesterday was boring, I just stayed home and played with my hour glass for hours. I wish I had enough friends to play Clue. Quieres jugar conmigo?

 Spanish was fun today. I can't tell whether or not Mr Crespo likes me because he talks to me a lot but also called me a prostitute of ideas. In Cuba my mind would only be worth three dollars. Maybe he nothings me, like the way I feel about jazz.

"Don't worry its just a stage, you'll grow out of it"- Steve, about himself. That made me laugh. Also my good friend Pat, who is much nicer than Hannah.

I had double period physics, which literally sucks, to borrow a phrase from my good friend Sarah, who still isn't racist by the way. I have bananas for lunch which is not fun, angustias.

Con diez canones por banda... still makes me shudder. I need to drink dome AP to get over that. I wish I was in the celebrity league with my friends, they are so cool.

 The volleyball tournament is tonight, I am so pumped! My team is gonna be zing, Euler's Identity FTW! WE are so going to beat that Robert E. Lee's Revenge @ 0 Kelvin; Flash! (Constantinople) even Pat McManus and Casey are so atractive. Yay volleyball!

Did you see The Office last night? Hit me up on Twitter and we can tweet about it.

Justin is a BAMF.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Yes, it really says this on Warren's blog

Sarah loves Anish and she is not racist.

Ronmar

"Do something France!"- Happy Birthday

Sporcle quiz!

http://www.sporcle.com/games/3_1415/words_from_element_symbols

It is very fun.

I had a great idea

This would make an excellent television show and/or trading card game: Rivetmon. They are both riveting and Made entirely of rivets. It is brilliant! And they could wrestle giant crickets. Rivetmon, riveting monsters, rivetmon are the champions!

Yesterday?

Sometimes I have trouble remembering the things I have done only one day prior. That worries me, but not as much as the problem of thermodynamics that will eventually doom us all. I vividly remember yesterday, however, because I did many exciting things. After school I played a quick game of Wetrix with my Turbaned friends. Then I read random chemistry articles on Wikipedia. For dinnery I had all of my favorite foods, hamburgers, hotdogs, chicken, and pizza. Amelia! I watched Michio Kaku on the Science Channel and played some Pokemon before going to bed. I had a lot of fun and can't wait to have another day just like it.

Hello. How are you?

I am well. How are you? I am Warren and this is my blog. Often when people say that they have read something, it is here that they have read it.