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I liked hanging out with my sister and people today and eating chicken. And many different things were done by my cooler friends and those will be elaborated on when I am not about to go to some crazy parties. You know how Wawen [edited 12/21/10 to fix the spelling of Wawen, at the behest of Rachel] rolls.

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Good and Plenty

The draught is over my friends. After being bored of the internet for a while and apathetic towards my burgeoning media empire I have returned to offer you the benefits of my wawenocity. How have you been people.

Today was an awesome day. Mr. Prencis was absent and I figured out an integral that no one else could. It made me feel so good about myself because I derive all of my  self-worth from math as my interpersonal skills are so impaired. Then I had a free for... my second period class and I got to go to the library and chill with my bro Pat. He is such a great ASR student and I mean that, not seriously though. Simone was also there and she said many things that I then had to correct because, indubitably, her language facilities suffer when she is tired. Sarah was present as well. Doesn't her hair look great? Rachel was not there though, and it made me sad. I don't know how Mr. Gorycki is managing without her. If two of Gogarts' teachers were absent he wouldn't have any classes, but being Warren, I had many classes after that.

Spanish is getting more and more like spanish all the time. I wish we could have a conversation about my blog. Instead I have to talk to Sarah and Steve about something, but I couldn't hear what we were saying. It is funny because Patrick Cardiello is not Native American, despite all the MAIZE.

Nolan and Charles and Ace are bad at distinguishing between blue and purple. If one of them was Strauss they would be composing about the Purple Danube. That's not right. I was trading calculator programs with Phil the other day, he thinks he can have his own Brandon but such a claim will be proven to be false (actually the data support the null hypothesis). I am mad at England and he knows who he is. Sistine.

Katie Katie Katie Katie. Do that in like a sing-song and you might find it as funny as I do right now. Who is down to see Tron Legacy tomorrow? How long can Jeff go without knowing where his locker is or keeping his stuff in Gogarts'? his jacket is mad fluffy.

I hears something about economics that I choose not to repeat. And people are getting into colleges. That is cool. I would congratulate them but I am too jealous. Did I ever blog about Jake and Dave Madden and Watson and all that stuff? No? Well I am not going to. I am going to play pokemon. Oh! the ginger bread cookies. Plus making fun of Hannah and saying how cool Tom is because he doesn't list the countries of the world to stay awake in Bio. If you are in an alliance with someone, you should read their blog and not punch them. Things from the movie today.

The greatest thing I have ever achieve: quadruple stuffed oreos. I dissected and combined two of the doubles, it was great. Yay blogging, that makes me want to buy a shirt. Wahahaha.....

Hey

I'm sorry. Send in poems. How about that stuff?

A Poem from Steven Taranto

Questions and Answers (Sappy title, blah blah blah)

He inquisitive before me,

You are so exceedingly simple.

Come. What knowledge do you seek?

He so erudite,

Bid me countenance,

And absolve me of my ignorance.

I seek many answers.

What is the source of all doctrine?

Do we acknowledge impossibility as absolute,

Or simply a superlative obstacle?

Is entitlement a trait innate among men,

Or simply the defect of a single man diffused to many?

Is this the folly that deters that we, ourselves,

Are to be axis of the cosmos?

In fact, is this desire even universal,

Or simply the ambition of those whose lust for power burns them?

And even if that feat is realized, what then?

Won't the Earth simply continue to spin lush and green,

Once all of us are dead?

Banana.

Auf Auf

My mom made gingerbread cookies and I had one for lunch. Yum. I don't like candy canes as much as my good friend Pat. The Doppler Effect is very easy.

Wow.

Things to be aware of

The next Wawen franchise which probably won't become popular but I think is pretty cool: MyLifeisWawen

Also, following my lead, my good friend Jeff has also started a blog. You should check it out, us bloggers have to stick together. Jeff's Blog

Two Poems in So Far!

I didn't even have to make one up yet! The bar has been set so read these poems and then try to write a better one.


Nathan’s.

Please do not eat those French fries,

Please do not eat that hamburger,

Please do not eat that pizza.

Because I want to eat them.

-Anonymous


And now a haiku from Philippe Kimura-Thollander:


Matematicas
Helped me catch a Pikachu
Catch rate formula