Wakka wakka

I am tired again. Oh well. At least 30 Rock is on tonight. Don't be cry. The penny game was fun. I am shark bag. Academic Challenge tomorrow.

Driss fell off his dinosaur. They were closer than a congressman andn a barrel of pork. Everyone should go see the Fall Comedy tomorrow, Is He Dead? It is mad comical yo.

I forgot what else I was going to blog about. Goodnight

The check is in the mail

Tengo que ayudar Los perros con suss problems. La escuela es estupido. Me gustan las puertas

The Rent is Too Damn High

I am so sorry I haven't blogged much yesterday or today but I felt malo and had mucho stress. I am moderately relieved now so hello people. I don't want a melon, I want a baagel.

Have you heard the good news? I am president of the Science Honor Society! I know what you are thinking: I really deserve it. But honestly I am not sure if I am cut out to be a leader. The last time I was in a leadership position, my brief and doomed tenure as President of the Math Team, did not go well. First of all I didn't know I was the Pres until I saw it in the Yearbook and then Emily was the one who told me the team had been disbanded due to lack of funding. In between nothing much happened. I hope this time will go better, and I know that Science would have been in good hands if Rachel, the talented and beautiful President of the Spanish Club had won. The rest of the new science officers are good: Nick who helped Pat with Intel, Pat who is treasurer of everything, and Sarah. The best part of Spanish today, although there were many good parts, was when Sarah almost fell and everyone around her prepared to catch her. She also helped Pat with Intel and is very nice.

Hannah (yes you) on the other hand is mean. I can't believe Tom missed my shootout.

In gym today I played football very well. I caught several passes and returned one for a touchdown. FOOTBALL YEAH! I am smart and athletic, the whole package. That is in stark contrast to the other people on my team. Anish can't speak, Rachel is bad, Pat is fat and a bad fighter, and Casey is irresponsible. I like the blue team and skipping.

My life is so eventful, follow me like Karl Rove does on Twitter (seriously).

Estoy cansado

  So I just found $8 in my pocket and I think I should go to McDonald's because my standard purchase at that eating establishment is chicken selects and a hamburger, which comes to exactly $8. The round, even figure makes me happy, unlike chemistry which has ugly decimals. Why can't you be better chemistry, my love? French fries make me smile more than an anti-bullying campaign.

Here are some people I want to mention even though I can't think of funny things to say about them: Annelisa, Brandon, Casey, Hannah (no not you), and Danwalsh. Hello Dan.

Four Square

Pat C needs to stop voting for himself/ telling people to vote for him in the poll. He would clearly get wrecked in a fight.

Is He Dead?

The Fall Comedy is this weekend and I hear good things. All the Players club people are funny, well only Pat McManus but whatevs. Would anyone like to go to the show with me?

These potatoes are marvelous!

Chem quarterly was fun after school. I had to get rid of that 86 from the second test, I was hung over for that one.

We unanimously decided that reading spanish words is difficult.

The calculator will do the math for you. Brilliant. And the barber looked at me like... You're crazy.

este es para senor crespo

If  he ever sees this I hope he thinks its funny, this is a blog! Spanish was fun today because we talked about my blog. The only thing worse than being talked about, is not being talked about. Quoting Oscar is happyness. I wish Jeff was in my spanish class so I could insult himin a language he doesn't understand.

There are no naked pictures of me here. No soy un desnudo.  We should read this in class and if we do, shoutout to Tom. You are secretly my favorite.

The generation of 98 is old. Jake is the smartest, then me, then Pat and Sarah are tied for third. Nick is hello.

Zuloaga

Me gusta ella.

I've got to have a heating engineer!

I can't go for a bike ride until I walk my collie.
Why did you sigh when you came out from the bus?

Have I blogged about Jeff yet? I don't give a hoot. I wonder how he feels today, I would guess malo.

What's for dinner?

Cereal

My favorite music

I enjoy Tracy Jordan novelty songs, MGMT, and Chopin.

Werewolf bar mitzvah spooky scary boys becoming men men becoming wolves

Crucigrama

Carterista carterista no me robes no me robes
Yo voy a matarte yo voy a comerte
Carterista

The Old Tokyo Sandblaster

Last night at like 3, I was getting ready for sleepy time when I remembered that earlier in the day I placed an excess McDouble in the pocket of my leather jacket. I proceeded to find and eat the burger. It kept surprisingly well, actually. Then, when I was throwing out the wrapper (because I'm not a slob!) I noticed an opened box of donuts on the kitchen counter and I became excited for breakfast. I dreamed of those donuts, but by the time I woke up all the powdered ones were gone. I put my fist through a wall.