FISH

Hung out in Gogarts' basement tonight. Just the right place to find a schadenfreude. Pat beat Anish at Othello. Pat Olympics. Awfauau

Reading

Based on Gogarts' recommendation, I picked up Decision Points and it is very fun to read.  I like to read before I go to bed at night. Usually science tomes, but political memoirs are good too. Also waffles.

Last Night Was CrAZy

A is the first letter of the alphabet and Z is the last, how crAZy is that?

So I was chillin' with the crew when Jeff had to go to temple. Then Pat C (the cool Pat was at an important business meeting over pizza with his aunt and uncle) and Gogarts went to the basketball game, where they were joined later by Pat after his meeting. Nick and I didn't want to go in though because we are so antisocial so we spent an hour sitting in Gogarts' car by ourselves. Don't ask what happened, except that at one point I left a message on Gogarts' phone. For your pleasure here is the audio of the message(removed at my own request), and how it was transcribed by Google Voice:

Hey go that's going up. Don't Believe This.  Dot, or you're going to sleep living through a whole Message is really important. Okay so. I'm waiting.Outside, the school in the car  You're the best of all name. I called you, on your phone.  You didn't pick up so I decided to call you later,  GoogleVoice, number of is maybe you know, maybe pick up on that.  But now. Of course not. You didn't pick up again just  continue ignore me and heYou know Sean, Sean me what  I'm trying to contact you and it's really offends  me because I think that that's stupid because you only  defendyour stupid we need to friends so heat.  Did. That's again and I would. I don't know if that just ended the call.  And so I'm talking and nothing ohh.It's. Maybe that means I'm getting a call.

WawenLeaks

Upset with the lack of transparency in school government, I have created the ultimate whistleblower site. You absolutely have to check out:  WawenLeaks

[Breaking character to credit CJ with the concept and execution of WawenLeaks, which is a WikiLeaks parody for those of you who live in caves]

Mobile-to-Mobile

Oh man, I was so busy hanging out Friday I couldn't blog before midnight. At least I am popular. Also, I accrued many interesting stories to write about, but I will wait for when I am more sober... I mean less tired. Tomorrow prepare to be awed. Or at least mildly amused. Twice, the first time.

 I just want to say that one of the puppies on Jimmy Fallon was named Brian Johnson. I can't believe they found a way to make me hate a puppy.

Pictures

Hands plays a special part in our Spanish class. 1/14. Reminds me of acete manos.

Proof of my inside out shirt, courtesy of CJ. I wear a large if you would like to buy me a shirt.

I am such a talented artist. On a related note has anyone seen my World Book encyclopedia book "I" it is missing. My new hobby is trying to tell apart different Hostess snacks by just smelling them. It is easier than looking at them after a while.

Ain't No Doors!

I put my shirt on inside out this morning. I did it on purpose as a sociological experiment. Pete told me it was inside out first period and I didn't flip it around. Fourth period it was the source of amusement for many.
At lunch and after school, despite the encouragement of my friends and enemies, I would not change the shirt around. From that I learned... nothing.

Rachel has a cousin named Casey and Casey has a cousin named Annie, which is the name of Rachel's sister. I have a cousin named Scott.

The title of this post is false. Now there is a door. And it is not a good door.

I returned Apocalypse Now to Netflix a few days ago, but I forgot to look at what was at the top of my queue (that is a weird word to write) and they sent me Flight of the Conchords, which I don't even remember queuing (weirder as a verb). But it was really funny. Anyone else watch it? we should talk.

I taught Dan chemistry today. When you get right down to it, most very advanced scientific concepts are just a few squiggly lines.

If only I could program my DVR from my iPhone like Gogarts. He is my idol, except when Boyle is yelling at him and not Pat. Wahaha. And did anyone notice today that Gogarts was wearing the sweater he and Pat both have in brown? Which means he has it in brown and grey and Pat has black. I think they are going for the color wheel or something.

Business

A few orders of business: First, I am in business. You may have noticed there are now ads on Warren's Blog. I have sold out. We all knew it would happen eventually.

 Yesterday I referred to a certain Spanish teacher as Crispy Cresps without crediting James Manning, who claims to have invented the moniker. Well he is stupid. And apparently Anita also claims authorship. Que ever.

The poll closed and most people think Jake is Wawen Walrus. And Jimmy McMillan. I was in the cafeteria today and overhead some people I didn't even know discussing Wawen Walrus. Win. But what should the next poll be?

Simone is fine with the amount she is mentioned on the blog. On that note, have I ever blogged about Pete?  
Does he still read this? He is featured in the next tale I have to tell.

There is no Academic Challenge meet on December 11th. Anyone who heard that rumor is both a loser and misinformed.

Presente de Subjuntivo

For those of you who need help in Spanish, I don't because I am so smart, here is the link from class today:

http://babelnet.sbg.ac.at/carlitos/ayuda/presente_de_subjuntivo.htm

There is some good stuff there. Oh and thanks to Sarah for sending it to me. Oh and Belmopan is the capital of Belize, which was formerly British Honduras.

Wawen Commission

Jake had a great idea. In order to discover the identity of whoever is impersonating me on Facebook as Wawen Walrus, I am establishing the Wawen Commission. This investigative body will consider all the evidence and issue a report on the fiend's identity that few people will believe. [For you illiterate's, this is a reference to the Warren Commission, who investigated JFK's assassination]

People

People who have been offended because I blogged about them at all/ too much: Mr Crespo (hey crispy cresps), Sarah, Anish

People who were upset I blogged about them too little/ not at all: Simone, Katie, CJ (maybe), and a few other people I still won't mention

You see, I can't win! But CJ gets credit for being the first person to view the blog on the Wii browser. Who uses Opera though? I mean seriously. And shout out to Hannah who has the blog bookmarked on her phone, as everyone will one day.

Ogden Nash

 In 1764, when Gibbon began contemplating writing the work which would become the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, it was not common for historians to write about the ancient world because the ancient historians, Tacitus in particular, were regarded as unsurpassable.

 It is the first night of Hanukkah.

 Yay fish.

HOME!

I am so happy Mr Gorycki was absent and I have lunch before bio so I just went home after 6th period! Oh wait, that was my brilliant friend Pat.

 Have you all heard how athletic I am? In gym, I am the best person. Ultimate speedball, or whatever it is called, is really my game. I come out of nowhere and score many points. Fear me.

 Spanish was not fun today. Argh. But I discovered that the mittens Sarah was wearing yesterday actually belonged to Rachel. That makes it even weirder. Isn't Facebook so much more pleasant without Anish? Wahaha.

Milliner Mine Master Mix

I am so glad people are voting for Pat C in the poll just like he wanted. Wahaha. Also I bet Jimmy McMillan is impersonating me on Facebook. The something is too damn something. Isn't that a good parody?

 1 person viewed my blog on their Nintendo DSi! I think that is awesome and if that person sees this, please come forward so that I can say nice things about you.

I like to dance. Me gusta bailar.

Cubism

 I feel weird watching a movie on tv that I own on dvd, but I don't like when the tv does the work of deciding what movie I should watch at a specified time. So when I see a movie on tv that I own, I put in the dvd and watch out without the commercials. I did that The Wizard of Oz last night. It was fun.

Does anyone else think Spanish class is getting odd? Why was Sarah wearing mittens? I feel bad that I hurt Mr. Crespo's feelings. Oh well.

I liked the announcements this morning when Pat said Ankara is the capital of Turkey, it was both informative and entertaining. So many people erroneously believe the capital to be Istanbul!

 I have the best friends in the whole world because they stole mercury from an old thermometer to give to me for my birthday. It is a metal that is liquid at room temperature! Gallium is close though.

Happy Birthday to me

Isn't it funny that I forgot to blog about my own birthday? I will reveal all the details of my crazy celebration as soon as I talk to... err remember what happened. But suffice it to say I like making video games play happy birthday and it is sad when it gets deleted.

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Meowth, that's right!

 I am sitting in my snuggie lamenting the end of the weekend, making fun of Michio Kaku, and thinking I should have started eating turkey at a younger age because I like it. I read How to Lie with Statistics again even though I read it last year. I should make it a tradition.

 Mario is still fun, but not as fun. Pretty Good! (most people won't get that).

  I am interested in dating a jolly, sassy opera singer, so if you know anyone feel free to set me up.

 Hike across Asturas County, Maine. Architectural Digest farming techniques: fish.