The Shirt Post

So now all of my wonderful friends who purchased a shirt today will be mentioned in this post, in a wonderful little story I've devised. Everyone will be mentioned and no one who didn't buy one will be referenced, which means I can't talk about myself (I will anyway though) and Patty gets mentioned twice (this counts as one).

 I was frying some bacon when suddenly Pat McManus ordered his army of ginger bread men to assault me, lead by the ferocious general Gogarts. To defend myself, I called up Bek, but she was studying statistics with Nick Nap. I had no choice but to flee to the Cardiello Cave. However, I was quickly evicted by the evil-doer Steve, who convinced me to try eating the army. As much I accomplished successfully.

 Having successfully avoided one threat I hit up my girl Fran, only to learn she was being tormented by Becky's violin music/ webdip tactics. I thought best not to intervene. Instead Jane and I got some pizza and discussed how Jimmy Fallon is following me on twitter (he really is!). While we were out we saw James and Amanda playing chess, or plotting to take over the world. One of the two. So I said goodbye to Jane and met up with Simone who took me to BK and I ate a lot of chicken fries even though I already had pizza. It was a good day. Patty texted me "hello" and I didn't respond because I am too cool. Simone had some sort of pie/grammar emergency and had to leave early, so I caught ride back to mi casa on Catherine Dempsey's scooter. That was fun. When I walked into my observatory I noticed Nick and it looked like he just asked Sarah to the prom, and she had that look on her face like when Crespo mentions Nick's beard, so it was awkward and I left.

During the postprandial stroll I ran into Mr. D'Amico who was congratulating Pat for getting into the University of Chicago, Boston College, and Notre Dame. That was crazy stuff, like my new wildberry toothpaste.

Shirts will be sold all week (or for as long as supplies last) so don't miss your chance to be in the blog!